Things that make me happy.....

The Bulwer-Lytton contest.

Vile Puns winner
I was in a back alley in Fiji, fighting desperately and silently for my life, fighting desperately for oxygen, clawing at the calm and almost gentle pressure of the fabric held over my face by implacable, ebony thighs when I realized -- he was killing me softly with his sarong.
---Karl Scott/Brisbane, Australia